Fashion Amateur: Halloween 2012

“In the regular world, Halloween is when children dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one night a year when a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.”

-Mean Girls

Oh, how this statement becomes increasingly more popular every year. I know that all girls, at some point in their lives, have been guilty of it. The reason I love Halloween so much, besides getting scared, is that I get to see all the clever costumes people come up with.

Costumes I loved:

Jessica Alba, Cash Warren and family

I Love that her family went as “The Incredibles.” I also love that they had a theme and rolled with it, it really worked! When you’re with children, it’s important to keep the costumes wholesome. Remember, that after all, Halloween is all about the children.

Ellen

She is the queen of comedy. I love that this is the outfit she went with because I particularly didn’t care for this outfit at the Emmys but she pulled it off and loved it.

Lauren Conrad

I love the young, fresh look she gave to Mary Poppins by wearing a shorter skirt. The skirt was just the right length.

Isla Fisher

I don’t know why, but I love the sock monkey.

Miley Cyrus

This pains me to say this, but she really pulled off Nicki Minaj tastefully... well, as tastefully as one could.

Emma Roberts

So, normally dressing like a prostitute would put you in the slut category, but I thought this was great! Emma dressed as Vivian Ward from Pretty Woman, who was played by her famous aunt—Julia Roberts

Sarah Hyland

We all remember watching Recess on Saturday mornings. Well played my friend.

Costumes That I hated:

Liberty Ross

What was she thinking? She was with children! Nobody wants to see her in a tight leather jumpsuit going door to door with her kids. She took the spotlight away from them, and not in a good way.

Seal

Just because you and Heidi are not together anymore does not give you an excuse to put little to no effort into your costume.

Stacy Keibler

She really looked great, but who/what was she supposed to be? Just because you add a mask to your outfit doesn’t mean you’re ready for Halloween. To me, it’s like adding animal ears to whatever you are wearing.

Christina Aguilera

First off let me say she has been a mess for quite some time now, and this Halloween costume just confirms she is nowhere near getting back on the straight and narrow. But, let’s face it, when has she ever been on her “A” game?